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1) What can I possible do for our aniversary with only $15??? It's been a tight month bill wise and I miss calculated my check book... and yeah $15....
2) How did James live in a giant peach?? That is one messy fruit. I was eating one earlier and juice was driping every where... how do you build a house in that??
3)How many points is a failure to obey a traffic sign on your license?
4)Why are the women at Wells so mad about guys coming to the school when it means more money and a better school all around?
5)How come I get paid squat for the jobs I am qualified for but can't get the jobs that pay more because I am over qualified?
6)If you don't get a job why doesn't someone call you to tell you no?
7)How can I party with Mary this weekend, attend a wedding, a BBQ and celebrate our anniversary with only $15???
8) For that matter, how does the peach float??? Ryan says we can fill the tub with water and he'll show me... but that might get in the way of us bathing....
9)How come my tan has already started to fade and I only got it on Saturday?
10)Why do I have nothing better to do at work??
2) How did James live in a giant peach?? That is one messy fruit. I was eating one earlier and juice was driping every where... how do you build a house in that??
3)How many points is a failure to obey a traffic sign on your license?
4)Why are the women at Wells so mad about guys coming to the school when it means more money and a better school all around?
5)How come I get paid squat for the jobs I am qualified for but can't get the jobs that pay more because I am over qualified?
6)If you don't get a job why doesn't someone call you to tell you no?
7)How can I party with Mary this weekend, attend a wedding, a BBQ and celebrate our anniversary with only $15???
8) For that matter, how does the peach float??? Ryan says we can fill the tub with water and he'll show me... but that might get in the way of us bathing....
9)How come my tan has already started to fade and I only got it on Saturday?
10)Why do I have nothing better to do at work??
curious
2. Hell if I know
3. 2
4. Competition for dates. ;-)
5. Because journalism degrees SUCK!
6. Because people are cowards
7. See #1. Those can be fit in at any time!
8. Peaches aren't as dense as water. Though, if a human was *in* the peach that would change it, I'm sure ...
9. Because you haven't maintained it!
10. See #5.
I'm a snark, I know. :-)
It's just a day, and Ryan knows how tight money is for you right now. Make it up to him in other ways. Pick your wet towels up off the floor after yourself, wash the dishes, let him hold the remote...
... he knows you love him, and that's all you need.
But we've got a plan, some coupons and a whole lot of love :-)